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STONE COLD FOX BITES THE BIG APPLEA Sketch Show about New York City
OPENS TONIGHT!!
730PM - UCB THEATRE (CHELSEA) Reservations: CLICK HERE
If you’re around tonight, please come out this brand new  show from the sketch team I am a part of called STONE COLD FOX!!
It’s been such a fun experience putting this wild show together. We hope you enjoy it!!!  
Love,
Brandon

STONE COLD FOX BITES THE BIG APPLE
A Sketch Show about New York City

OPENS TONIGHT!!

730PM - UCB THEATRE (CHELSEA) 
Reservations: CLICK HERE

If you’re around tonight, please come out this brand new  show from the sketch team I am a part of called STONE COLD FOX!!

It’s been such a fun experience putting this wild show together. We hope you enjoy it!!!  

Love,

Brandon

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jonbershad:

beigeucb:

"Dad Jokes"
March 3rd, 2014

This is easily one of my top three favorite sketches I’ve written in my two and a half years on Maude Night.

Jon gives an absolutely incredible performance and nailed it from moment one. The support work from Lisa, Kelly, and Dan adds a ton and it’s super fun to listen to the audience’s reactions.

Proud of this little guy. Give it a watch please.

Surprising, genuine, sweet. Trusting the moment. Love this.

hot damn whattagreat performance and whattawonderfullywritten sketch

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oh man.  this looks pretty gosh darn good!!!

i was really nervous about a peanuts movie in cgi (is that what the medium is called??) but after seeing this i am jazzed.  

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poupak:

williebhines:

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kellyqehudson:

I DEMAND that this go viral. Jesus it’s so fucking good. And I love the preciseness of their singing voices. Dan Chamberlain and Michael Hartney are a match made in heaven.

So funny!

Love love love

compliment: Dumbest sketch in the history of words. Starts real dumb; gets dumber. is great.

Honestly my only complaint is it might make TOO much sense.

Incredibly awesome and absurd. LOVE IT!!

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fleyrm:

Wilkommen, bienvenidos, bienvenue, salve- no matter how you say it, it means thank you. Thank you for taking a moment to explore fleyrm, a lifestyle portal from me, Courtney Austen Brown. If you’re a new friend, I cannot wait to hold your hand as we run across this busy highway of life together. If you’re an old friend, hi! Its great to see you again; so strange that we just stopped talking like that.
As we continue on our journey together, I offer you two precious gifts. First, my undying empathy. Second, a map to my website. Read on to explore how fleyrm and its subportals can better you, and support you on your path to make the Beautiful Choice™.

the Vessel:  Sweating. Grunting. Starving. And then its time to get out of bed. Life is nothing if but hard work, and I can show you how to maximize results from all of the efforts you are putting into your diet and exercise routines. the Vessel is your web destination for blood, sweat, tears, tips, and blood.
the Channel:  Did Jesus really exist? Who’s this Buddha that all the stars are talking about? Who were you in a past life? Not Charles Lindbergh, because I was Charles Lindbergh. the Channel reads in between the lines of your life, and gives you total spiritual fulfillment, no questions asked.
the Vision:  Have you ever looked at a painting and thought, “I could paint better than THAT.” Have you ever looked at a plate of pasta, and thought, “I could paint a better plate of pasta than THAT.” You know you can do these things better, because you ARE better. the Vision will harness your wild, artistic wattage to help you light the world through recipes, art, and yonic pipe cleaner sculpture.
the Growth:  Do you wake up in the morning completely unburdened by any responsibility whatsoever? I know this misery well. the Growth provides the structure needed for a well rounded life by using my innovative Relaxtivity© betterment exercises. Its other people that have the problem.
the Wisdom:  I keep two things close to my heart: my knowledge of self, and a mini-cassette recorder. Put your ear to the seashell of my soul. What does it say? Read the Wisdom daily to find out.
ask fleyrm:  Advanced fleyrmers are encouraged to contact me directly to discuss my methods in practice. Got something to say to my face? Then say it to the inbox maintained by my assistant, Elias.

At heart, fleyrm is not my website. It is YOUR website, as dictated by me. May the spirit of fleyrm infuse all you put your hands to, dear reader, and please share this treasure with a troubled friend. For now, I think that’s the florist calling me back with the status of my bulk dandelion order - or perhaps it is destiny calling instead. The beautiful choice is our own. 
            - Courtney Austen Brown

After my friend Dan and I met Courtney Austen Brown, our lives were different.  And I am almost sure that difference was betterness.

fleyrm:

Wilkommen, bienvenidos, bienvenue, salve- no matter how you say it, it means thank you. Thank you for taking a moment to explore fleyrm, a lifestyle portal from me, Courtney Austen Brown. If you’re a new friend, I cannot wait to hold your hand as we run across this busy highway of life together. If you’re an old friend, hi! Its great to see you again; so strange that we just stopped talking like that.

As we continue on our journey together, I offer you two precious gifts. First, my undying empathy. Second, a map to my website. Read on to explore how fleyrm and its subportals can better you, and support you on your path to make the Beautiful Choice.

the Vessel:  Sweating. Grunting. Starving. And then its time to get out of bed. Life is nothing if but hard work, and I can show you how to maximize results from all of the efforts you are putting into your diet and exercise routines. the Vessel is your web destination for blood, sweat, tears, tips, and blood.

the Channel:  Did Jesus really exist? Who’s this Buddha that all the stars are talking about? Who were you in a past life? Not Charles Lindbergh, because I was Charles Lindbergh. the Channel reads in between the lines of your life, and gives you total spiritual fulfillment, no questions asked.

the Vision:  Have you ever looked at a painting and thought, “I could paint better than THAT.” Have you ever looked at a plate of pasta, and thought, “I could paint a better plate of pasta than THAT.” You know you can do these things better, because you ARE better. the Vision will harness your wild, artistic wattage to help you light the world through recipes, art, and yonic pipe cleaner sculpture.

the Growth:  Do you wake up in the morning completely unburdened by any responsibility whatsoever? I know this misery well. the Growth provides the structure needed for a well rounded life by using my innovative Relaxtivity© betterment exercises. Its other people that have the problem.

the Wisdom:  I keep two things close to my heart: my knowledge of self, and a mini-cassette recorder. Put your ear to the seashell of my soul. What does it say? Read the Wisdom daily to find out.

ask fleyrm:  Advanced fleyrmers are encouraged to contact me directly to discuss my methods in practice. Got something to say to my face? Then say it to the inbox maintained by my assistant, Elias.

At heart, fleyrm is not my website. It is YOUR website, as dictated by me. May the spirit of fleyrm infuse all you put your hands to, dear reader, and please share this treasure with a troubled friend. For now, I think that’s the florist calling me back with the status of my bulk dandelion order - or perhaps it is destiny calling instead. The beautiful choice is our own. 

            - Courtney Austen Brown

After my friend Dan and I met Courtney Austen Brown, our lives were different.  And I am almost sure that difference was betterness.

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benjaminapple:

This group of people just wrote a feature-length comedy film in 12 hours. Right now 20 directors and 70 actors are preparing to shoot and edit it, and tonight at UCB Theatre (Chelsea) at midnight, we’ll premiere it. Come check out Movie Cram, it’s going to be amazing.

benjaminapple:

This group of people just wrote a feature-length comedy film in 12 hours. Right now 20 directors and 70 actors are preparing to shoot and edit it, and tonight at UCB Theatre (Chelsea) at midnight, we’ll premiere it. Come check out Movie Cram, it’s going to be amazing.

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I AM SPO: ATTENTION UCBT NYC COMMUNITY!

spotastic:

spotastic:

This Saturday’s Lady Jam at Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre, East Village is open to all genders! Why? Because October is Breast Cancer Awareness month and Breast Cancer doesn’t give a fuck what your gender is.

This is a special fundraising Jam with special sets you will need to buy a…

Raffle Additions!

Perform in a Jam set with The Stepfathers!

Perform in a Jam set with Grandma’s Ashes!

All of these sets are happening at this Saturdays fundraising Lady Jam.

You have to attend to participate!

Raffle tickets are $1 

Cheap!!!

COME!!!!!!

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adamdnewman:

I was on Letterman last night!

Someone please forward this along to the guy who threw a PBR tall boy at me the first time I ever did stand-up.

Adam is a great comic and an awesome dude.  Both of those things come through in his Letterman debut.  So funny.

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