Wilkommen, bienvenidos, bienvenue, salve- no matter how you say it, it means thank you. Thank you for taking a moment to explore fleyrm, a lifestyle portal from me, Courtney Austen Brown. If you’re a new friend, I cannot wait to hold your hand as we run across this busy highway of life together. If you’re an old friend, hi! Its great to see you again; so strange that we just stopped talking like that.
As we continue on our journey together, I offer you two precious gifts. First, my undying empathy. Second, a map to my website. Read on to explore how fleyrm and its subportals can better you, and support you on your path to make the Beautiful Choice™.
the Vessel: Sweating. Grunting. Starving. And then its time to get out of bed. Life is nothing if but hard work, and I can show you how to maximize results from all of the efforts you are putting into your diet and exercise routines. the Vessel is your web destination for blood, sweat, tears, tips, and blood.
the Channel: Did Jesus really exist? Who’s this Buddha that all the stars are talking about? Who were you in a past life? Not Charles Lindbergh, because I was Charles Lindbergh. the Channel reads in between the lines of your life, and gives you total spiritual fulfillment, no questions asked.
the Vision: Have you ever looked at a painting and thought, “I could paint better than THAT.” Have you ever looked at a plate of pasta, and thought, “I could paint a better plate of pasta than THAT.” You know you can do these things better, because you ARE better. the Vision will harness your wild, artistic wattage to help you light the world through recipes, art, and yonic pipe cleaner sculpture.
the Growth: Do you wake up in the morning completely unburdened by any responsibility whatsoever? I know this misery well. the Growth provides the structure needed for a well rounded life by using my innovative Relaxtivity© betterment exercises. Its other people that have the problem.
the Wisdom: I keep two things close to my heart: my knowledge of self, and a mini-cassette recorder. Put your ear to the seashell of my soul. What does it say? Read the Wisdom daily to find out.
ask fleyrm: Advanced fleyrmers are encouraged to contact me directly to discuss my methods in practice. Got something to say to my face? Then say it to the inbox maintained by my assistant, Elias.
At heart, fleyrm is not my website. It is YOUR website, as dictated by me. May the spirit of fleyrm infuse all you put your hands to, dear reader, and please share this treasure with a troubled friend. For now, I think that’s the florist calling me back with the status of my bulk dandelion order - or perhaps it is destiny calling instead. The beautiful choice is our own.
- Courtney Austen Brown