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heyelaine:

D’Arcy Carden and Michael Kayne made a hilarious web series and they put me in it!  Terrible Babysitters, episode 1.

we all like being able to say we are friends with Elaine. I know I am. I say it all the goddamn time! I should shut the heck up! 

This is funny. D’Arcy and Kayne are too great.

these three are all great. also everyone involved in the credits are all great. so glad these are out!

Too great for words.  Kayne/Carden are just too great for words.  Elaine is so wonderful.  GET READY AND WATCH THIS SERIES.

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heyelaine:

verymarykate:

lost in translation

Fact: This is verbatim how Mary-Kate Olsen and Olivier Sarkozy met and fell in love.*

*this may be the sort of “fact” that’s only true in my imagination

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STONE COLD FOX is opening our new show, ALL KEYED UP, this Friday at 7:30pm and I am extremely excited to be a part of it!  Here are just a few of the reasons why:
This is our first show with our newest writers Eli Terry and Kathy Salerno.  Both of whom have written some of my favorite sketches in the 57 year history of SCF.
This is the first show with our newest cast members Leslie Meisel and Connor Ratliff.  Both of whom have made me laugh so hard during rehearsals I had to smoke an electronic cigarette to calm down.
Mike Trapp directed this bad boy and if you saw ‘Death Wears Stilettos’, you know why that’s exciting.  Dude is great.
This show has some of the raciest, sexiest costumes I’ve ever seen and thank Christ I don’t wear any of them.
This show features a few touching tributes to… you’ll see…
Jenny Bechem.
I could list 90 billion more reasons.  Instead of reading them all, come to the show!!!!!
YOU CAN MAKE RESERVATIONS TO GET ALL KEYED UP BY CLICKING HERE!

STONE COLD FOX is opening our new show, ALL KEYED UP, this Friday at 7:30pm and I am extremely excited to be a part of it!  Here are just a few of the reasons why:

  1. This is our first show with our newest writers Eli Terry and Kathy Salerno.  Both of whom have written some of my favorite sketches in the 57 year history of SCF.
  1. This is the first show with our newest cast members Leslie Meisel and Connor Ratliff.  Both of whom have made me laugh so hard during rehearsals I had to smoke an electronic cigarette to calm down.
  1. Mike Trapp directed this bad boy and if you saw ‘Death Wears Stilettos’, you know why that’s exciting.  Dude is great.
  1. This show has some of the raciest, sexiest costumes I’ve ever seen and thank Christ I don’t wear any of them.
  1. This show features a few touching tributes to… you’ll see…
  1. Jenny Bechem.
  1. I could list 90 billion more reasons.  Instead of reading them all, come to the show!!!!!

YOU CAN MAKE RESERVATIONS TO GET ALL KEYED UP BY CLICKING HERE!